pityreblogs: when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
When I break something that's not mine
jewassicpark: “pass me a joint” i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
what’s the point of cute boys if i can’t have one
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
That awkward moment when you're talking to someone...
when your computer is already super slow and you...
justkeepbreathingnow: shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think...
Mom: Honey, I'm going sjkdksdha ahdjkqhd ydksdjkad...
laugh-addict: Me: Ok, mom 5 minutes later… Me: ………..Where’s my mom?
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head